The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
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“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
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Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020
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Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.
by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020
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Get the Drop mask mug.A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.
I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
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I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.
by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020
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