March 11

National Boys have to say yes day.

Karen: Hey joshua can I have a hug
Joshua: ew no
Karen:it’s march 11! You have to!

by cheeky cheeseeeeee March 10, 2021

march 8

March 8 was a date when a beautiful girl was born. She is very special to many people. She is the kindness,generous, person you'll ever meet.

Janine's birthday is on march 8 woohoo!

by LoveyouJ9HBD March 7, 2017

Martha Focker

Interjection- A less offensive replacement of "Mother Fucker." Usually used amongst children, parents, and Mormons. Origin-"Meet the Parents"

Oh Martha Focker, that really freakin hurt!

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

march 9

IT’S YOONGI DAY

What’s the date of today?
“IT’S MARCH 9 AND IT’S YOONGI BIRYTHDAY. STREAM AGUST D BITCHESS!”

by yoongibaby October 15, 2019

March 11

March 11 is National cuddle with the closest guy to you day

Maria - "guess what day it is"
Derek -"yes my favorite day March 11th"

Maria - "let's go to my room to celebrate this amazing occasion ;)

by Eatmybootytillimwet October 14, 2019

March 27

National ding dong ditch day

Go ding dong ditch sum1

“ITS MARCH 27th!”
*dings the dong*
*white woman calls police*
“HELLO? YES, A AFRICAN AMERICAN JUST VANDALIZED A DOOR “

by March 27 October 15, 2019

Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008