maggot

A maggot is a small, white, slimy thing.

An effective insult to those who have wronged you---especially when you give the above definition afterward.

woman 1: I can't believe he did that!
woman 2: Hon, he's a chauvinistic, cheating bastard: total maggot. Forget him.

man 1: Dude! Your wife was so tight when I fucked her last night!
man 2: What the hell? Fucking maggot! How was I stupid enough to believe you were my friend?

by EdNERD June 15, 2010

mangitude

its when two men stick it in each others ass's at the same time

brad and keagan had mangitude

by master of the baters June 19, 2010

Maggotting

A sexual thing where one person is like a peice of rottin meat and the other is like a maggot and eats stuff off them.

Maggotting is when some people eat food off the other person, but more extreme maggoters actually eat pus or dead skin off each other. I think this started in Japan because I seen some of there porn and its really gross. Some maggoters eat shit as it comes out of another persons asshole,

by Milt-dog May 1, 2011

Maggi faggi

Maggi faggi is the worst human being on earth with his ugly body and disgusting face he has no chance of getting freinds becuse he is so stupid

Oh look here comes maggi faggi acting tough

by Kúlalabbi December 29, 2018

maggot

A fan of the band Slipknot, or in the litteral sense an undevelloped fly. Maggots are so-called because they are uninterested in fassion, they are shunned by 'the upper class' aka the preps, and they wallow in feelings of anger, hatred, depression, or sadness. True maggots have no belief in christ or god because they are forsaken and sh*t on by every level of society who is religious. In other words, maggots see religion as pretentious and hypocritical. Maggots don't candy coat the world, but see it for what it truely is and that is a mess. Maggots can be teens or adults, and often have self-destructive habbits giving them the bad rep as being the typical drop-out / stonner / headbanger / freak, etc.

My friend is a total Maggot and wears only black hoodies and riped jeans.

by Brad666 August 21, 2007

millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

Maggot

A tiny penis often found on geeks and/or people who haven't gone through puberty

"Dude, did you see when that nerd got bagged?"

"Yeah, he had a total maggot I could barely see anything!!"

by SOOPADOOD April 3, 2009