nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.

"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."

by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

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Macsterbation

The act of mastrubating through your pants while you are in class. While you are preforming this, you should stare at another student, or look at pictures of furries or pregnant mini mouses.

Dude, this one kid we call macsterbation was jacking off in class, and he was looking right at me!

by Sahhhhhh Dude May 25, 2016

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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

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PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

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The state of mind resulting in an action that a person, usualy male, feels when forced to attend a math class of any kind. They become bored sitting in the back of the class and feel the need to undo/remove their pants behind the math textbook. They then partake in some enjoyable activities resulting in self satisfaction that helps them to survive the remainder of the math class.

Kevin: "Whats Sean doing back there?"
Nathan: "I dont know, but is it raining in here??"

Sean: "That was a good mathterbation guys." *Zip*

by DocAfroman March 1, 2010

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