Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 14, 2014
1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
by Nutty Pirate Peaches March 05, 2007
The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes December 01, 2011
Generous kind, understanding but will check your ass. More intellectual than you so don’t even try it.
by Supercw August 03, 2019
by A Jolly Balaclava April 26, 2020
The Nikyu Nikyu no mi is a Paramythia type Devil Fruit that bestows its user the ability to repel everything they touch, and is physically represented as paws on the user's palm that seem to be permanently engraved into the user.
by Sad no life September 23, 2022
When people put together different fashion trends or try to being back a past trend and it just doesn't work out.
I am not sure that headbands were ever really a female fashion hit, but I can tell you that Mia made a huge fashion mis-statement with that one tonight. She looked silly.
by Djsparty July 08, 2010