dirty miles

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)

shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.

by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

by Me April 15, 2005

MILF

Abbreviation - "mom I'd like to fuck". From the "American Pie" movies.

"Shit, that is one hot MILF!"

by Lyris October 16, 2003

milf

MUM i like 2 fuck i would shag her

my m8z mum is a milf and she is so fit i would shag her hard ive seen her strip 4 me she looked very nice in her sexy red lacy thong

by milf fucker July 15, 2007

100 miles of bad road

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!

person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

MILF

MILF is an acronym for 'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'. In short, it refers to any woman over the age of thirty, with or without children, that is completely fuckable. Made popular by the site MILF Hunter.

That Patricia Heaton from Everybody Loves Raymond is the ultimate MILF!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

milf

mom i'd like fuck.....the hot mum that u want to fuck or dream to fuck or the mum are need u to fuck around

Hot mom like Lisa A is MILF.
Nuri's mom, (H..saniah S) is MILF...may i?

by donraz December 26, 2007