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Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta

Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle

Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
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Three-Oh-Three Sa-la-mi

1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
by Nutty Pirate Peaches December 14, 2008
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Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.
Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!
by ReaperB November 5, 2013
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Mis-sold

A term commonly used by someone who can't take responsibility for their own financial decisions, usually when they realise they don't know how to use a recently purchased product/service, or can no longer obtain a refund for said product/service.
"I have no idea how to work this toaster Jim. I can't return it because it's out of the 30 day return period."

"Don't worry about it, just say it was mis-sold and they'll have no choice but to take it back and refund".
by namealreadytaken February 28, 2013
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cenando con mi novia

dining’ ( having oral sex ) with my girlfriend
Oye, estoy cenando con mi novia en este momento.
by La que sabe June 17, 2023
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Mi Familia

La Vida Loco Mi Casa aye Mi Caso la viva eterna Mi Familia te quiero Carlitos Juan De Mourino
by EL SEGADOR February 6, 2022
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