Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008

massed

When you send a snapchat to numerous friends of something, hoping for a reply because you're starved of attention.

A: "Dude, Jessica is so hot"
B: "Oh shit, did she send you that snap too?"
A: "Fuck, we just got massed."

by foldingboard May 23, 2014

Pock-marked

A girl with a pig-like nose

"That Sarah, she's pock-marked, wouldn't you agree?

by Redback33 June 2, 2009

J-Macked

the act of serious pimpin.

i j-macked the shit out da hoe!or been there done that i J-macked dat trick last night!!!

by B easy08 March 26, 2008

mashed potatoes

The way that a person feels after engaging in sexual intercourse or after having an orgasm. This may include sleepyness, the inability to think straight, and the munchies.

That sex made me feel all mashed potatoes! I can't think straight! Hey, do we have any chex mix?

by ColleenaRae December 31, 2008

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020