Martin Truex Jr.

Driver of the #19 Bass Pro Shops Toyota Camry. He is from Mayetta (Manahawkin) NJ. HE IS THE BEST THERE IS! NO MORE DEBATING! CONVERSATION OVER!

Martin Truex Jr. is the best!

by StageWinnerMTJC’mon October 25, 2020

Martin Hegglestein

A fun, cool guy who loves to eat regularly, is very easy and good to talk to. Overall loveable dude.

"What'd you have for brunch eh Martin Hegglestein?" - Rowan
"Just a couple burgers" - Martin Hegglestein

by Rowan8Ballz August 16, 2023

martin short

Excellent, amazing, superb.

My new jags absolutely Martin Short

by oracle March 12, 2004

Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019

Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan

I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021

martin dew

A mixture of Vodka and Mountian dew. It only becomes "martin dew" when you are too drunk to pronounce "mountain"

"thsi marsrtin dewewee tastsdees aweseeomme"

by bob the gob August 18, 2005

martin brodeur

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

by Dewey June 15, 2004