Magic Warthog

A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.

"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."

by zaxbysauce May 14, 2009

Magical Mummy

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.

"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"

by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.

Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.

by Adam Bones May 14, 2016

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

cat magic

That “spell” that only cats cast to make you pamper and love them.

Because of her cat magic, I’d give Miss Kitty anything she wants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

Khanki Magi

It's a thing in Bengali which is used to describe a female prostitute

Subhash: Bro, You won't believe
Aniket: What?
Subhash: Everyone in our class just exposed Neetu is a Khanki Magi
Aniket: What the fuck! That is an absolute bara choda

by Draxsn May 17, 2023

dope boy magic

A phrase used predominately in the South (its emergence being through Southern Rap) which was created for drug dealers/hustlers in the South. The phrase depicts the success of any hustler/dope boy/drug dealer because of the skills they have. Any kind of amazing success, brought about being a Dope Boy, can be referred to as: "Dope Boy Magic".

Jay: "How da fuck did you sell all dat bud in one hour?!?"

Joc: "I call it Dope Boy Magic..."

by Chino Dolla August 10, 2006