LockLegion

The best crew to ever hit earth.
We are not posers, we just want to have some fun. Do not insult the lock legion, it will make baby jesus cry.

I havent seen any movie from the lock legion for a long ass time.

by TrashLock November 20, 2003

Lickie

Beautiful, innocent girl

"Dude, she'll never do you, she is such a lickie"

by highjumpLML February 4, 2005

Lockergnome

The website created by tech enthusiast and former TechTV host Chris Pirillo. Often know for its annual Gnomedex expo.

I went to lockergnome to find some cool articles.

by deadinside1 April 15, 2009

Dirt Locker

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my dirt locker.

by The Reverend Raphael September 20, 2010

Fart Locker

The mobile fart locker (n) refers to someone who lives in his motorhome in the winter who is constantly trying to keep the heat in and since he lives alone and all he does is watch porn and fart, the motorhome always reeks of anus and spooge.

There goes that boner Ferrone in his mobile fart locker, I'm glad he beat it so we can invite some chicks over.

by The Boney July 27, 2006

Locker room faggotry

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.

Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.

by Goat Salad July 6, 2010

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009