lobster cock

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

Rock Lobster

The natural bulge of a man's genitals in a pair of slim fitted pants

"That fat kid's rock lobster made me throw up in my mouth a little."

by Cornelius Vanderbilt II April 22, 2009

Lobsterism

A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.

Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?

by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019

Scouse Lobster

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.

Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...

by Garstang April 1, 2010

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

by vizviz June 24, 2007

lewiston lobsta claw

A modified version of the lobster claw. Two in the pink and one in the stink. Your pinky in her butt, the next two in her vagina, and your pointer finger goes on her clit.

If you can get a girl from Lewiston drunk enough, give her the Lewiston lobsta claw and she will forever beg you for it again.

by Coletrain73 October 12, 2013

Red Lobster

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

by Flying viper March 6, 2018