Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!
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When a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a Sir Lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude
by Anne Hartigan April 16, 2009
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Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you
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2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.
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