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Laying Pipe

A term that's means that you are sucking up to someone in order to advance yourself for personal or professional gain.
Brandon was laying pipe with Lizz so that he could take Alex to Chipotle and then play FIFA.
by LizzLovesCats December 4, 2016
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laying the grime

basically means being the coolest bitches in 757. that's a big fuck you mcphee.
The ugly red headed boy exclaimed, "Look at those bitches with the wack nicknames, they're laying the grime!"
by HARAHSENRY December 9, 2008
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leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.
Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome
by Maton22 April 7, 2008
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!
by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009
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laying glass

trippin so hard that it feels like glass is being layed oppon you
yo, yesterday i took 3 hits of acid. man i was laying glass for 2 or 3 hours
by mattering mind November 29, 2010
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laying an otter

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.
by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011
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