Log Flogging

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy log flogging!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Natural Log

Look in the toilet after #2 and you will find a Natural Log.

Example: Calculus tends to be very fond of Natural Logs. For example, what is the derivative of a natural log? Why is this natural log bigger than this other natural log?

by poop666666666666 March 21, 2009

Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!

Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 17, 2006

Swamp Logging

Similar to the Blumkin, Swamp Logging is where someone goes down on a woman while she takes a dump.

while sally was taking a dump, billy felt the urge to repay his girlfriend, for the blumkin the other night by swamp logging her right there.

by SwampLoggerExtreme August 14, 2010

Lincoln logged

To be sodomized by a large black penis.

Quote "Were going to take you White Boys down to Oakland City jail were your all going to get Lincoln Logged"

by jimbonia August 21, 2009

yule log

A shit log that is encrusted with undigested green vegetable matter interspersed with blood clots from hemorrhoids.

Man, I have to stop eating so much broccoli with cheese. I was bunged up for days until I finally gave birth to a yule log.

by Trainable June 29, 2008

Yule Log

a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.

James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log

by JimmidyJames December 28, 2009