liberal lobotomy

The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.

"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)

by james r. johnson March 28, 2008

lost

When someone is stoned all the time and when asked a simple question, gets a look on there face like there lost in the forest. The term is usualy used by blacks and wiggers

also the best show on the TV

girl: wow im stoned out my mind(said infrount of teacher/cop/ect...
black guy: dam this bitch is lost

by t-wolf April 26, 2006

lobstitute

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.

Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.

by justintimer September 10, 2009

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.

I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!

by Grug1269 October 18, 2012

Lobstromony

The study and observation of all things lobstromonus.

I can't attend the Skee Ball champs this weekend as I am busy finishing my Lobstromony paper.

by Daddybot January 13, 2013

Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.

Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!

by Spooderdude July 28, 2014

Lobster Bitch

A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.

“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”

by Lil Squire January 21, 2020