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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.
Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.
by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011
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Limp

A really amazing guy at times. Falls for and caters to the most pos females but still love them anyways because all they want is to love and be loved and appreciated.. rough around the edges but a worth while project ♡
"He ain't no simp he's a limp!!"
by Sweetness bish November 19, 2023
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limp dimf

A downward pertrudinf make genitalia or an elite word for limp dick
Come stroke my LIMP DIMF.
by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017
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Limp Lama

The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.
Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.

Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?

I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
by feelingbored47 June 11, 2011
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