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Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.
by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.
My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.
by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023
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limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.
me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 27, 2022
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limping bizkit

when your crush up dried biscuits and roll ur penis in them, then wave it around while listening to "rollin" by the completely unrelated nu metal band, Limp Bizkit
"my dick hurts dude, i did so many limping bizkits last night.
by crackwhorebethany April 26, 2025
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Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)
Louise: you’re a simp for that

Kevin: I’m not even a simp, I’m a limp
by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021
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limp bitchboi

a bitch boy who stays tiny and limp and wants to simp for and be humiliated by one women only forever. He is so in love with this girl. He is now limp unless she allows him to be hard. She basically owns him, turned him into a lil bitch boy who begs to have his tiny balls, and limp dicklett smacked. She has turned him into such a bitch boy that he will leak and moan like a girl and now he is owned forever by her and can never get hard for another woman again.
“Bro, I’m so in love with this girl I can’t get hard to anything except her I can’t wait to be her limp bitchboi for the rest of my life.”

(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”
by Lovemygfithurt July 31, 2024
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