R-kelly lap dance

When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.

The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!

by The_Blue_Mikaw April 10, 2019

Dun Lap Syndrome

When someone who is fat and can not see their own penis or vagina while standing up or sitting down cause their belly blocks it.

Wow, that dude over there can't find his penis, must be dun lap syndrome!

by toxicxodrug October 21, 2010

Victory Lap

Upon shooting a monster load directly on a partners face, the male uses junk in a clockwise motion to soak up all love juice and insert said junk back into partners pie hole.

Oh man, I can't believe that girl I swooped at the club last night blew me in the bathroom and let me take a victory lap.

by Rick Wisdom August 1, 2011

poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.

"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"

by ybanrab May 5, 2006

lip lap

A rare way of kissing/snogging. Not many people use this way. They prefer sticking their tongues down the other person's throat.

I thought that she was going to do lip lap but she wanted to do tongues.

1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!

by Greg A. Woodin August 6, 2007

victory lap

During vaginal doggy style, the giver pulls out right before the recipient cums to lick the clit & vulva from the back, then re-inserts to ride out the writhing dual clitoral & G-spot orgasms.

Author's Note: Closing with a facial is suggested at this point, given that a double-O is your golden ticket to do whatever the fuck you generally want for the rest of the night

Rupert had trouble deciding whether to finish with a donkey punch or the more respectful victory lap, but opted for a houdini instead.

Well played, Rupert.

by johnnymulatto January 21, 2008

Furry Lap Flounder

A derogatory term for the vagina.

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.

by DelMonty August 27, 2008