Kumon. Oh mah lawd, Kumon.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Friend: So, Cassidy... what did you do this weekend? I didn't see you all last week; where were you?
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.
by Peabrain August 27, 2012
Get the Kumon mug.-Another way of saying "sex" or "fuck".
-Can also be used in the past tense or present tense forms.
"kunsayed" or "kunsaying"
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Started in Colorado
-Can also be used in the past tense or present tense forms.
"kunsayed" or "kunsaying"
Originally created by Neno
Started in Colorado
Did you get some kunsay last night?
Hey, did you kunsay that girl last night?
We went to the movies, then kunsayed right after.
I kunsayed the fuck outta her!
Are Jon and that black girl kunsaying right now?
We were kunsaying for like 2 hours.
Hey, did you kunsay that girl last night?
We went to the movies, then kunsayed right after.
I kunsayed the fuck outta her!
Are Jon and that black girl kunsaying right now?
We were kunsaying for like 2 hours.
by ctraphagan August 11, 2011
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Thomachan: Wassup bruh? I didn't know that you're invited to Maria's wedding party.
Rayappan: Shaddup bitch, I am kunnanizing it
Student 1: Man I lost my wallet somewhere this morning and had to kummanize on Kochi metro.
Student 2: Daym man, call your bank and block all cards, now.
Rayappan: Shaddup bitch, I am kunnanizing it
Student 1: Man I lost my wallet somewhere this morning and had to kummanize on Kochi metro.
Student 2: Daym man, call your bank and block all cards, now.
by Gaumata June 18, 2017
Get the kummanize mug.1. A Filipino word meaning "brother" used as a respectful a way to address an older relative or non relative.
2. A female can also call someone "kuya" as a polite and subtle way to let them know they're not romantically interested.
3. The word "kuya" can be used on its own or before a name.
2. A female can also call someone "kuya" as a polite and subtle way to let them know they're not romantically interested.
3. The word "kuya" can be used on its own or before a name.
Examples:
1. Kuya Mark is my biological brother, but Kuya John is just a neighbor.
2. Mom, I didnt leave this mess. It was Kuya!
3. Sorry, Kuya, I already have a boyfriend. Im not interested.
1. Kuya Mark is my biological brother, but Kuya John is just a neighbor.
2. Mom, I didnt leave this mess. It was Kuya!
3. Sorry, Kuya, I already have a boyfriend. Im not interested.
by redmaile June 11, 2020
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by Kung Fu Kenny April 19, 2017
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A widely known term used in the greater north Dallas area. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is thought to have derived from the word covered. It is only used to identify one who has "covered" or "achieved" all of the necessary points of becoming extremely intoxicated, blasted, and/or belligerent. It encompasses both an attempt or completion of achieving or covering such goals. Depending on the person and time, it can be a positive or negative action--more commonly negative.
A widely known term used in the greater north Dallas area. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is thought to have derived from the word covered. It is only used to identify one who has "covered" or "achieved" all of the necessary points of becoming extremely intoxicated, blasted, and/or belligerent. It encompasses both an attempt or completion of achieving or covering such goals. Depending on the person and time, it can be a positive or negative action--more commonly negative.
"When I left the party, I was so kuvered that I passed out in my neighbor's backyard."
"Man, last night I got so freaking kuvered that I pissed all over myself and blacked out in the middle of the street."
"That chick was so kuvered! She kept flashing the party goers all night!"
"Man, last night I got so freaking kuvered that I pissed all over myself and blacked out in the middle of the street."
"That chick was so kuvered! She kept flashing the party goers all night!"
by Mateo Sevorg September 22, 2009
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