jah knee

the homophone for Gianni, the godianni. People mistake him for Johnny.

person 1: hi jah knee!!!!
person 2: hi cheese!!!!

by mckinncheese June 6, 2020

Sweet Knee's

Sweet knees is the same as bees knees or cool beans. An awkward phrase that means cool

Oh Sweet Knee's (Gasp) that's cool

by Hdjejsm March 29, 2017

knee gaps

Sometimes legs are so fat the knee caps are concave causing a gap.

Damn did you see those fat ass legs, she had some serious knee gaps

by Johnpricey October 18, 2017

Knee-Snapper

Like an ankle-breaker, but higher up the leg.

LeDarius: Did you see when that guy got crossed?
Jevarious: Yeah man, that was a real Knee-Snapper

by dickey6969 May 18, 2017

Army Knees

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.

My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.

My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.

by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by spiggurath April 23, 2023