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John Kerry

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.
Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.
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john kerry

A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.
John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.
by Cap'n Bullmoose August 18, 2006
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Kerri

A man of great knowledge, insight and talent. He is a musician and poet who is the descendant of kings. A troubled soul who searches for the truth to enlighten the masses. Very few are able to truly understand his depths.
There are no words to describe you're greatness....you're so Kerri!
by anonymous p/l January 12, 2013
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Kerry

Spiteful, malicious, shallow, pretentious, insecure, fat, hits on every man with a heartbeat, two-faced, incompetent, lazy, stupid, sausage boobs, high maintenance.
She is such a Kerry
by Havel May 13, 2011
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Kerry

A sexual move perfected by the man himself in this move u defecate on ur partners head while getting ur balls tickled and rub it in to ur partners hair and after that you slap the parner with your dick in her face notice i said her and she in turn washes your facal matter off her head and then makes you a sandwich preferabley turkey and ham with swiss cheese on marble rye with a side of ruffles and a powerade for added elctrolytes.
Brandon: "Dude how did last night go?"
Tyler: "It went great man she was smoking hot and i got to Kerry all over her
Brandon: "Thats what im talking about,::high fives::, did she get you those ruffles?"
Tyler:"No i dick slapped her pretty good though"
by Kerry Robinson January 27, 2008
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John Kerry

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.
by Papa Smurf May 14, 2005
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kerrazy

An adjective describing the insane mannerisms and guitar stylings of Kerry King.
Ex 1:
Guy one: Did you hear the new Slayer album?
Guy two: Yeah dude, it was kerrazy!!

Ex 2:
Guy three: I have no idea how to write decent guitar solos
Guy four: Just take your pick and go kerrazy!

Ex 3:
Guy five: Kerry King's solos sound like shit
Guy six: If he heard you say that, he would rip your head off, then go kerrazy on your mom... and possibly your grandmother for good measure
by Freezing the Mainstream July 17, 2006
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