Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”

“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”

by Jamjarito January 13, 2019

obi wap kenobi

when the pussy has the high ground

bro now i know why they call her obi wap kenobi

by niftypeach September 27, 2020

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Meme. Obi Wan is a fucking meme.

Just above to Shrek and Bully Maguire, Obi-Wan Kenobi is the God of Memes.

by nubnerd24 November 28, 2020

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Space-Jesus

Guy 1: Man.. I am so religious
Guy 2: Really? What do you believe in?
Guy 1: Space-Jesus Obi-Wan Kenobi!

by johnny12340 May 13, 2021

joey_wan_kenobi

sexy. hot. cool. funny. beautiful. the person you want to be around because he’s all of these things. he’s the best mutual on planet earth tbh even though he doesn’t find rocket raccoon attractive.

joey_wan_kenobi is sexy as fuck

by gamorasb1tch June 5, 2021

Christian Academy of Knoxville

Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.

The Christian Academy of Knoxville is trash.

by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021

Johnnie Pearl Knox

Auntyesters Big sister. She has a big heart, and you will fall in love quick with her. But be sure not to get her mad, because you can easily get on her bad side. It’s bound to happen I bet, but she will always care for you. She is also an extreme churchgoer. But she can steal your heart with her sexyness, but she is one of the most loveliest ladies you’ve ever met.

Johnnie Pearl Knox has a big heart, and you and her will fall in love quick. Nana

by Pjudge December 15, 2022