Johan

A banana, usually really big.

Johan is really big!!

by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016

Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side

Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.

by Viking beast December 13, 2016

johanna kullenberg

Johanna Jullenberg is a name that when a person is called like that, it means you are amazingly talented and beautiful. There is one Johanna Kullenberg in Sweden, everybody knows she will become a model soon

Look at how beautiful is Johanna Kullenberg!!

by Olivia Hilton December 24, 2016

Johannes'a

The ability to kill someone in a 1v1 duel

You just got johannes'a...

by TK12 March 9, 2017

johannes nyman helmerius

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy

hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius

by Johannes king March 18, 2017

johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike

OMG, you're so johan deag

by officialcraven April 24, 2017

Johanne

Johanne is cool and she is Jesus

Johanne: "I am jesus"

by 5quirrel5 April 28, 2017