jesutard

Noun.

1. Describing a person who is simultaneously Christian and stupid.
2. Any person who uses their belief in Jesus Christ as an excuse to willfully ignore the natural world.

3. A person who maintains power by perpetuating Christian beliefs which contradict the realities of nature
Adjective. jesutarded

1.Tammy Faye Bakker was a famous jesutard.
2. The Pope is jesutarded

by Frosty the Cold One April 8, 2015

Jesella

The sweetest, most kind girl you'll ever meet. She is beautiful and smart. Has lots of friends and very loving. She is definitely a leader and lives taking charge. She is independent and thinks for herself.

Got to get you a Jesella.
Made up of her fathers name Jesus
Her mothers name Ellen
Jesella!!!
The best daughter
The best sister
The best friend

That Jesella, she is a firecracker!!

by Cowgirl30.em February 20, 2017

Jessicle

Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.

See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.

by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

Jessibel

Jessibel is a sweetheart who is selfless and loves everyone unconditionally.

I wish I could be like “Jessibel”.

by Unknown 2531 May 19, 2018

Jesus cant spell

A fat lard mexican headass that cant spell and shoves shit up uis ass

Me:Yo jesus cant spell , you're a faggot
Jesus cant spell: goddamnit

by Asscheecks January 14, 2019

jesus slutty

dressing in a way that a somewhat sheltered catholic school kid would find extremely provocative, but a normal person would see as tame

the dress code for the dance was casual, so all the girls dressed jesus slutty

by dascholar September 11, 2019

jesulit

dumb lit colleges that are affiliated with the jesuit order

Yo I heard Fordhams parties are pretty fun
Yeah bruh they're JESULIT

by fathermcshane September 22, 2019