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Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping
Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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power jensen

To given an enema an begin actively in anal sex before the other person's release. The 'power' comes from ass-fucking another person full of hot enema juice, while the 'Jensen' comes from simultaneously pulling out, ejaculating and being sprayed by the other person's shit!
Some people think Power Jensen is just my name, hell I invented this gay-assed-shit-porn-inspired deviancy!
by Power Jensen is my lover March 2, 2009
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Jenson

A Jenson is someone how loves sending dic pics.
Oh dame did he just Jenson
by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 15, 2019
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jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site
1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"
by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004
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Jens

A tall guy, with holes in his pants. He often has a small penis. Jens is also a slang word for outsider, a person who has no friends. He smells very bad, because he never wash himself.
Jens is very distusting
Jens likes to eat chips.
Weird Annoying Nasty Distusting
by Tissetrold February 1, 2016
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jensey

Why did that guy pull a jensey
by madi and jensey December 14, 2017
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Jens

An extremely ugly Cunt, who Aint even smart, or funny to be around.
Oh shit, Thats an Jens, Watch the fuck out
by Harvard University 2.0 October 23, 2019
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