Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
Get the Jebus Crife mug.To given an enema an begin actively in anal sex before the other person's release. The 'power' comes from ass-fucking another person full of hot enema juice, while the 'Jensen' comes from simultaneously pulling out, ejaculating and being sprayed by the other person's shit!
Some people think Power Jensen is just my name, hell I invented this gay-assed-shit-porn-inspired deviancy!
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Get the Jenson mug.1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise
2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site
2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site
by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004
Get the jebus christ mug.A tall guy, with holes in his pants. He often has a small penis. Jens is also a slang word for outsider, a person who has no friends. He smells very bad, because he never wash himself.
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