Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.

he has a Jared

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off

Jared

like kids

by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022

Jared

Jared likes under age kids

Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom

by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022

Jared Taylor

A person who doesn’t know when to stop drinking. Addicted to alcohol

Can’t stop ahhh Jared Taylor

by psedonymm November 6, 2022

Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.

God let me fuck Jared

by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023

Jared

An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.

Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?

Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared

Or

Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.

by Jaredboy March 11, 2013

Jared's Revenge

Sometimes when you go to Subway, you're too hungry for a six-inch sub, but not hungry enough for a footlong sandwich. That feeling you get once you've eaten the footlong sandwich when you should have just had the six-inch sub is known as Jared's Revenge.

"Oh man, I definitely should have got the six-inch Italian BMT, not this footlong Steak & Cheese... I've got a serious case of Jared's Revenge!"

by King Rustler, Bane of Jimmies May 28, 2012