Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 04, 2024

Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn”

You jank-swanking jerk!

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 27, 2022

Tower of Jank Gameplay

It is the best Tower on roblox, it is very hard and definitely fun.

Guy 1: Yo tower of jank gameplay is so fun
Guy 2: Just wait until the 8th floor

by Sovietunionfurry January 01, 2025

Jank kidz

A lit group chat of the coolest family like ever

JANK KIDZ 4 LIFE!!!

by Tony the cool guy July 10, 2023

Jank-swanker

A swindler, con artist, or liar. A Jank-swanker is somebody who tries to persuade you with false information

“You said that your van had safety and emissions passed, that was false, you jank-swanker!”

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 27, 2022

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

d-jank

a person that ruins one fandom or community by bringing in another one

I stopped listening to power metal after those d-jank Furries took over.

by pasquetti October 18, 2019