Ivan

Tall and usually dark , tends to have a weird character but everyone wants one in their friend groups
Usually doesn’t like girls because he has been rejected a couple of times
Man isn’t Ivan a good guy to be around
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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter
That’s such an Ivan’s razor
by Ibrand January 30, 2025
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Ivan Tong

A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.
Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .
by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024
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The Ivan Effect

When you are subjected to have a situationship with a guy who is interested in you for a month, specifically for sexual favors, then ghosts you out of the blue.
"Yeah I've been hanging out with him for a few weeks and everything has been good but he randomly ghosted me."
"He did the same thing to me. You got hit with The Ivan Effect."
by Mayviper May 1, 2023
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ivan montalvo

A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
Ivan Montalvo:A well cooked creature with an actual brain.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017
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Ivan

A typical clown in any company. he usually has a friend Kirill, with whom he often has sex...
Valentin: Hy, Ivan from 201 room. Can u help me?
Ivan: sorry i have a sex with Kirill now.
by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021
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