pickle in a mickle

intense gay bum sex where the pickle (penis) is in a mickle (Large gaping asshole).

Jackson and I are going to have a pickle in a mickle later tonight! Wanna watch?

by PickleEnjoyer January 13, 2022

wearing sandals in a warehouse

a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous

Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2014

couldn't catch shit in a diaper

1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball

2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.

3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.

1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.

2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.

3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.

by Joe Sam December 15, 2015

My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.

1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

by Oursoggychicken04 December 27, 2016

throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018

Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.

"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"

by JewshWillmort February 27, 2019

Mort got us in a fucking car wreck

It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.

Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"

a sad but true story

what am I doing with my life

King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 23, 2021