Fail Flash

When a female tries to flash someone a part of her body, but fails epically in the process.
"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
by tweetlesann June 17, 2009
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e-flashing

The act of putting photographs that expose ones self on a piece of technology that is then taken into a store for the purposes of technical support.
Ewww! I guy came in for technical support today and had put a naked picture of himself on the desktop, man I hate those e-flashing bastards!
by tribeca86 November 13, 2009
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The Manhattan Flash

When you are having doggie-style sex with a female and you say "Honey, did you see that?" and when she says What? you jam your thumb up her ass.
the girlfriend pissed me off last night so i gave her The Manhattan Flash.
by Rob Cox January 28, 2009
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flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter
John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?
by Cody Baggs is here October 15, 2007
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Flash porn

Where your not supposed to look at porn on a computer but you log into a porn site for a few seconds to get a peek of tits,cunt etc. and then click it off before anyone sees you.
by Judge dredd7 December 20, 2011
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flash burn

The phenomenon of someone’s face being totally burnt / clipped out as white as a result of taking a picture too close to the camera or with a flash that is way too bright. Like sun burn, only caused momentarily by the bright light.
Wow, you have a major flash burn in that photo...
by 7obi March 29, 2006
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flash grenade

A flash grenade is a girl who, due to her mastery of the art of deception, appears NOT to be a grenade. She operates similarly to the M84 flashbang issued by the United States army in the sense that it subdues its target in order to trap it, but doesn't kill it so that it can be taken advantage of in ways that require a live body. (Sort of like how some parasites will inject an anti-inflammatory into it's host.) It is only after the victim wakes up that he realizes that he actually hooked up with a grenade.

Flash grenades can be identified easily if one pays attention to the right details. Extremely tan, tons of jewelry, skanky outfit, and caked on make-up are clues that you may be dealing with a flash grenade.

Flash grenades become much better at being flash grenades with each alcoholic drink consumed by the target.
"I don't remember this ugly girl from last night, how'd I get in her bed?" (she was a flash grenade, that's how)
by sammymoto August 28, 2010
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