Human fudge

Poop.

Eat my human fudge.

by Atrum777 December 19, 2008

human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

by Jonnybro0 August 9, 2019

human shishkabob

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.

Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

by THE MAN, with the fruit rollup April 2, 2010

Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

by taqqa November 10, 2019

Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

by humanbirder April 18, 2011

Human Autocorrect

An individual who believes it is their duty to correct any misspelling or typos you make to show their superiority.

Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"

Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."

Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!

by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019