Kinky Human

That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.

An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”

by AnOrdinaryHuman February 16, 2021

human resources

A department filled with individuals who were child-narcs turned professional.

"Hey man, you know that kid Mitch who used to narc on us in elementary school? I heard he grew up to work in Human Resources."

by Jonnybro0 August 09, 2019

human claymore

A drunk who tends to vomit all over the place.

S-Dizzle: Nope, I'm driving. Although, to be honest, I can't really drink much even if I wanted to, I can't drink more than a bottle or cup of something in a night or else I become a human claymore.

D-Rizzle: I wish I had that ability. Women would be able to take advantage of me after only 10 dollars..

S-Dizzle: My name is John and my vag is wet! ::vomits::

by LoveMeSomeMe April 20, 2009

Human Bird

Sticking one's ass out of a window and shitting from the sky on a person just like a bird does.

David! What's a human bird?!?! You know! When I stick my ass out of the window and aim!

by humanbirder April 01, 2011

human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

human shishkabob

a person taking in cock from the mouth and asshole at the same time, one man entering as the other pulls out, and repeat.

Hey bob, how'd you like to turn marry into a human shishkabob tonight?

by THE MAN, with the fruit rollup April 02, 2010

Human Screenshot

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

by taqqa November 10, 2019