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Biromantic homosexual 

Someone who feels romantically attracted to men, women, non-binary (etc) but sexually talking, only would do it with people with the same sex (genitals) as theirs.

• in case of ciswomen and non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)

• in case of cismen and non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)

(I’m not adding trans people in the examples because generally they don’t have the same genitals as cis people. They would be “biromantic heterosexual” but don’t feel invalidated using “heterosexual” cuz it only refers to the genitals. Y’all are still real men and women, you’re valid!!!

In case a trans man (obv with vagina) is dating another trans man (with vagina too) or non-binary people with vaginas it would be “biromantic homosexual”. Same goes with trans women (in case they hadn’t surgery)

I hope it helps to make you feel comfortable with your sexuality <3
- Layla! Look how hot that man is!!

~ Yeah! He’s handsome and has a great body but I don’t really feel sexual attraction towards him

- but you are bisexual, right?
~ I’m biromantic homosexual**

- it’s true, sorry!!

Closet homosexual 

When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay
David Man I hate fags

Jake Really

David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends

Jake Ok

Ryan Hi

David Get away fag

Ryan What

David I don't want this gay fag with us

Ryan You closet homosexual

flamingly homosexual 

Extremely gay and flamboyant. A very obviously homosexual person. Can also be used to describe a situation.
1. See that guy wearing the Eddie Bower shirt? He's flamingly homosexual.

2. Having to sleep on a bench every night is flamingly homosexual.

Alleged Homosexual Life Partner 

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.
Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

functioning homosexual 

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
functioning homosexual by jsd9632 December 18, 2011