hobag

A word i created in 1999 When i was repeatedly calling people ho's and bag 'o' hos when i finally combined the 2 as "hobag" if you say it and someone has that blank look on their face you must elaborate such as "Your a whole bag of hos just clawwing their way out!"

"Shut up!"
"Get a life you hobag"
":L"
"Thats rights, your just a whole bag of hos trying to get out"

by A Nonee Mouse September 20, 2007

Jennifer's Homanica

Insert the your pointer finger in her vagina and your ring finger in her ass then pull them out and put the used fingers into her nostrils.

Jennifer could not distinguish the pungent odor when John gave her a Jennifer's Homanica.

by Pit Master January 8, 2009

homance

1) a romance where the girl is a bitch who flirts with other guys. making her a ho.

2) a relationship where the guy is whipped by a slut

Jim: "Let's hook up."
Ann: "Hold on, I just have to 'talk' to Freddy."
Jim: "OK, come back soon!"
Bob: "Yo b, you gotta end this homance."

by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006

Homance

It is when a milk man gets his hoo hoo stuck in the milk bottle at work.

My wife found out I was having a homance at work. She was devistated.

by wglr13mwz April 15, 2011

Hobag

A stut or hore (Aka Sabian fuker).

I no 3 peeps that cud be Hobags.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

hobag

Someone who does not answer their phone and never returns their missed calls.

I tried calling that hobag six times yesterday and she never called me back!

by Azrael Abyss January 16, 2008

hobag

a crusty toe

my hobag is starting to smell

by giarthur micharter December 12, 2003