hoback

Literal meaning : verb -- to get Hepatitis C from the fecal matter encased beneath a prostitute's fingernails.

Colloquially use as a verb to indicate any transmittable disease being communicate via the fecal matter of a prostitute.

Jimmy's diagnosis of Hepatitis C could only mean one thing: he had been hobacked by that prostitute he met in Oto, Iowa.

by Kris W. October 16, 2012

Scene Hoar

Girl that likes to tag along with a guy to events just because she thinks the event is cool - but she has no interest in the event and cannot contribute whatsoever.

Man I so want to go to that convention but I am almost goint to change my mind because Leona is such a scene hoar and I have to take her too - she hates tech stuff, thinks tech guys are uncool geeks but thinks it's a good opportunity to network with top IT guys because she is in sales.

by greyoshi April 27, 2010

hoark

An underdressed, slutty blond young adult.

Being the hoark she was, Stefanie attempted to entice the men as with her blond hair and minimal clothing.

by Nora January 6, 2004

hobart

noun. 1 a way of life. the best way of life. 2 a handshake that makes the handshakers look like an idiot. 3 a life long friend

hey, hobart! let's go hobart it up with a hobart handshake!

by B-Hobart March 3, 2008

Hoarser

A person who behaves as though shopping is a sport but hides his or her hoarding behavior in a organized manner, taking up a lot of space in the house. This is also known as stockpiling.

Kris took her coupons with her to clean out the shelves at Walgreen's of the deodorant on sale this week. She added that day's purchase to her other 100 in her hall closet. Kris is an expert hoarser.

by MaCav May 25, 2011

hobag

An ugly ginger with no eyebrows who says her name is zoe when it really isn't. The typical hobag may steal a boyfriend, make out with a guy that used to be a girl, or have sex with about 7 guys at a time.

Oh my god, that girl is all over Bob, Ralph, Joe, and Matt. Talk about a hobag.

by potatopancakes. December 27, 2010

Hobagaboobs

"Whole Bag of Boobs" OR "Ho-bag with Boobs". Time, place, and level of inebriation dictates witch definition is describing the female in question.

ME: "Honey, Brandon is coming over for dinner tonight"

WIFE: "Is he bringing anyone with him?"

ME: "Yes, he's bringing Hobagaboobs"

WIFE: "Wait, does this one have a whole bag of boobs or is she a Ho-bag with boobs?"

ME: "Yes"

by invisableclowniswatchingyou January 30, 2010