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Stabbing Hitler

Johnny was bored so he got on the computer and began stabbing hitler.
by Dust Bucket March 2, 2011
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Adolf Hitler

A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.

People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.
Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"

Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"

Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"

Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."
by ahahsuahahsha August 15, 2023
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hitler paul

God of jizz on 2 year olds
by Lennon Jamie September 12, 2020
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hitler the goat

Savior of our world
Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one
by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017
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Psyche Hitler

A sporadic and mighty silly way of psyching people out, first seen in the 1990 film "Captain America" but given a name by the Nostalgia Critic in 2009.
To perform the move, you go to do a normal, mundane gesture such as a handshake or a speech, then suddenly whip out a gun, shout "HEIL HITLER!" as over-the-top as you can, and blast the shit out of everybody.
"Jimmy, now that you're officially a man, let us celebrate with this most sacred of Jewish tradi—HEIL HITLER!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
-Nostalgia Critic pulling a Psyche Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah
by MyRealNameemaNlaeRyM October 21, 2009
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Smelly Hitler

1.The process of inserting your finger inside your anus and smear the crap on anothers face while they are sleeping.
1."What is that smell?" (he walks outside to see if it smells better out there). "No.. I still smell it!". "Haha, I just gave you a smelly hitler!".
by Tom Lavery August 4, 2003
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Half-Hitler

A complex action that involves subterfuge (stealing your bro's beer) physical dexterity (shoving said bottle down the back of your pants) and malicious intentions (the twist/rubbing of the bottle top across good old Mr.Taint). Replace the beer to the original location, sit back, then enjoy the satisfaction that can only come from a job well done.
The looming threat of a Half-Hitler is a very effective tool in the ongoing struggle against people drinking too much and acting like an ass.
by NumbaOneSon January 19, 2009
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