Heather Sex

a. The ability to catch herpes from R. Kelly while Kim Kardashian pleasures herself in a tub full of his piss.

b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.
God Damn! I smell like musty piss, I think I musta' been havin Heather Sex last night.

Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex.

This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.
by Cum-Guzzling-Gutter-Slut December 10, 2011
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heather phyles

sometimes a mexican pretty lady. loves stretching her lobes. is the best student at framingham state college. wears innapropriate t-shirts and tries to hide them by zippin gup her north face. "to smoke the crack"
heather phyles is cool, straight up g
by pink headband December 10, 2009
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Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.
"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."
by Anabelle Manson April 12, 2018
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heather mills

just banged a couple of heather mills am buzzin oot ma coupon
by strudin February 07, 2009
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shut up heather

A quote from the movie Heathers and part of the actual song Big Fun from the musical Heathers. It has nothing to do with TikTok. If you think it's from TikTok or "that one TikTok song" consider yourself educated. Heather Chandler often says it to Heather Duke, and the line is revisited when Veronica yells "SHUT UP HEATHER" at Chandler's spirit. Please refrain from saying "dang dang diggity dang" is from TikTok, it's from Heathers.
Person 1: Shut up Heather!
Person 2: Oh my god, you know Heathers?

Person 1: What do you mean? This is from TikTok.

Person 2: What the fuck? No! It's not from that musical.ly rip-off, it's from an amazing musical!
by ifelloffmychairlaughing November 13, 2019
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heather mills mccartney

A woman who does not deserve to carry the name of McCartney. A complete bitch who is trying to destroy Sir Paul and his children's lives.

No one will ever like Heather. She has destroyed any chance at ever being liked.

She is trying to rival Stella McCartney with a new fashion line...but little does Heather know (because of her overwhelming ignorance) no one will ever buy a single product from her.
Omg! That girl lied to me. She said she loved me. But she used me, played me, and took all my money. She is a total bitch. No, that's degrading to the bitches of the world--she is a true heather mills mccartney!
by crzy_straw January 10, 2007
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Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.
Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L
by Sloth73 August 15, 2011
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