dick having

adj. used as an insult, refers to sucking, tugging or fucking a penis

T.I. went to prison and now he has turned into a dick having bitch.

by john_the_ripper? May 19, 2009

ring-have

1. An absolute must-have ring tone for your cell phone.

"That new Nelly song is a total ring-have!"

"Dude, that song was a ring-have of last year."

by Daveed May 24, 2006

have a laugh

'Having a laugh' is a remark used to describe a type of comic behaviour that is facetious, ironic or sarcastic. The person may be fooled into believing the other person is being serious, when in fact he's just 'having a laugh'. It's harmless fun.
In some cases it's synonymous with mockery.
But like most things British its subtle and understated.
It's also lighthearted in nature

"Are you suggesting I look like a girl with my long hair"
"No mate, I'm just have a laugh''

by Cinimod35 January 19, 2016

face having

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

by Reggie March 31, 2004

having a barry

the art of making gay cream pies!

Before Jason came to the Fantasy Football Draft, he was having a Barry

by akaSidVicious August 27, 2009

Having Motion

Basically being the opposite of fresh 8 (Alonte Joyner) or having no whoops

“Dang you really having motion, you must be staying away from fresh 8”

by Anon-31367 October 27, 2022

Having twins

When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.

Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.

by Peppylongstockings January 08, 2021