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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrasment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
**Person 1:** Hey did see the hybrid made by Dangerville to rival Indominus 2.0?
**Person 2:** Yeah! Turns out that murder monkey couldn't even walk.
**Person 1:** Well it can still live unlike Hank.
**Person 2:** Haha! Yeah, imagine making a Hybrid so bad that its arm explodes after the first hit! And dont even get me started to the jaws!
**Person 1:** Yeah even its name makes fun of GojiGuy's Hybrid.

**Person 2:** Damn, you can say that Hank got Hanked!
by Princeps Septentrionalis May 16, 2025
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Hanks

A lost love or Mitten either left or right.
Attributed to the American actor comedian Tom Hanks and his fascination with a lost glove or mitten and posting a photo of it on social media with a sincere anecdote.
I saw a lost Hanks on the way to the store and somebody was taking a photo of it...it was very peculiar.
by White_65 January 25, 2017
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Hank

Hank is one sexy mf

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Hank is amazing
by CaseWord March 21, 2020
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Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
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Hank Lu

(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.
(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.
by OddFan August 23, 2011
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.
by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025
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Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.
Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!
by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023
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