Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.

He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace

by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025

Goonicide

Goonacide is about noutica Malon who passed away from sucide after he was jerking it in front of a coffee shop with bikni girls

hey have you heard about goonicide no its about this guy who jerked it infront of the bikni coffee shop

by Uh idk know what to name this February 5, 2025

goynip

weed

goy + catnip = goynip

A friend of mine juiced like 600 oranges at work, then proceeded to dump the juice in the garbage (instead of all the pulp).
His brain is always fried from all the goynip he's smoking.

by cunnyking January 19, 2026

gooning

jerking off.

My cousin is gooning to country music.

by boogerthegoober207 February 4, 2026

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

goonism

a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.

bro did you hear about Allyson, she was diagnosed with goonism!

by thetruegoonismdiagnoser February 11, 2026

Gooning

Gooning is a new meme. where you bust/nut.

I hate it <3

friend 1: hey dude whatchu been up to?
friend 2: gooning
friend 1: to who?
friend 2: y-

WHY AM I MAKING THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME-

by VlazPlayz March 10, 2026