Gunt

An absolutely pug fug fat bitch, that you keep at her house until you have a zit, or bags under your eyes, which is when you pick her up from her place, only so she can be used to stand next to in public; making you feel better about a bad hair day, zit, under eye bags, cold sore, etc.

Friend: You’re late!!! Are you still coming to the club tonight?

You: Imma be late. Jus picking up my gunt at her place because I got a zit. That way imma look kills when shes beside me, as anything looks amazing beside that fat ass ugly ho bag.

by schmitchy October 12, 2019

Gunk

The action of defecating and urinating at the same time or taking a trip to the bathroom for both reasons.

“Ay bro, where’d you go? You’ve been gone for like 30 minutes.”
“My fault bro, I was taking a gunk”

by yung c’s February 23, 2023

MR Gunt

MR Gunt

Mentally Retarded bloke, with tiny cock and fatty deposits around the genital area.

Women 1: Look at that MR Gunt
Women 2: He'd have better luck finding sex in a Zoo or Wales.

by Frub August 22, 2011

Gamer Gunk

Feces in someone (Usually a gamers) asscrack

"Bro, Rick got Gamer Gunk and he makes his discord kitten lap it up every night!"

by HighOnNarcotics January 6, 2023

Canada's Gunt

The maritimes

I grew up in the heart of Canada's Gunt

by tantroll July 23, 2020

Gunt

The fat pouch between a larger womans vagina and belly button. Resembling that of which a kangaroo would live in.

" Scotty, did you see that fat bitch's gunt? It was hanging to the floor dude!"

by Jabby October 4, 2005

Guntersville

Beautiful, Lake Guntersville, AL.

NOT. A shithole full of retired old farts and people with too much money for a small town but too little for a big one.
Gossip defines this city; everyone knows everything about everyone.

Mother, "Honey, we're going to move to Lake Guntersville now that your father is making $90,000/year."
Child shoots themselves.

by americanhoney201111 March 24, 2011