Gumped

Being hurt in the behind, normally while running.

"I was paintballing the other day and as I was changing positions I was gumped"

by Anton Biscuit November 14, 2016

Gumpin'

Being filthy stinking rich and having a mediocre job.

Did you hear the Marquis DeBonère works at McDonald's? Ya he's Gumpin' large.

by Skyfloss December 5, 2016

gumpsher

when a person has the same traits as Forrest Gump, falls into luck but not always the quickest in intelligence

I cant believe it, the guy at work has gumpsher

by James T Kirk October 31, 2017

Gumpsion

Energy, a feeling of alertness

Mr. Turnquest will not get out of bed unless he has all the gumpsion he can gather.

by wwpoet December 14, 2017

[Gumped]

When you have pre-mature ejaculation during sexual intercourse and the woman is saying.....WTF!!

Gumped He gumped her because she was too fine.

by Cougar Licious May 16, 2018

Gumpy

When a person acts in a silly, weird, stupid, retarded, and/or erratic way that makes other people feel cringed, awkward, and/or uncomfortable.

Tyler is the gumpiest dude I know.
Hey, he is being crazy right now I've never seen them be so gumpy in my life.
Last night at 3 a.m. I was being so gumpy and weird i'm sorry.
Out of everyone here you are the most gumpy.

by GumpyGod February 29, 2020

gumpscious

A way to describe someone who is mostly likely living in a cage and is shagging their cousin

She lives in south cave she is so gumpscious

by BeannyM October 14, 2020