Heaven-May-Care Grooming

Certain religions, including certain sects of Judaism, Islam, even Christianity speak of God preferring men to maintain a beard. This is what is being referred to here.

My inherent racist tendencies and your Heaven-may-care grooming and make me believe you are a a terrorist sympathizer.

by Wow_Really December 7, 2018

tongue & groove

why a lesbians bed has no scews in it, because it is all.....

god damn, do i have to explain everything?

by BAZMEISTER October 16, 2004

Boomer groomer

A reverse paedophile (a kid that rapes old people)

Yo fam Whitney is like 14 and she fucked her sugar daddy against her will. What a boomer groomer

by Squidris Elba December 13, 2019

groomnuts

Groomnuts are zoelaverne fans

I hate groomnuts

by .17sharlis January 19, 2021

groomer supporters

people who support that groomer t*ny l*p*z

It's not ok to be a groomer supporters please don't be one.

by thedevilzbitch May 7, 2021

groovemonger

A person who readily dedicates their occupational existence to the sale and resale of anything but a good tune (groove). Thus, "groovemonger" is an oxymoronic term that is rather general in its persuation (meaning).

I think I'll visit the groovemonger because he has nothing to offer me but his lack of identity - and I like that.

by Norik November 14, 2006

Groove Obama

An Obama Appreciation band, set up for the God of everything. He IS in fact the chocolate man from the Lynx ad. Formed by Jazz, Enud and Anne Frank, the three are usually called by Doesn't It The Matter, or The Shaky Surgeons. Often mistaken for Starsky, Hutch and the missing Cowboy from The Village People

Tabloid headings:
"Doesn't It goes political"
"Doesn't It says time for change!"
Guy#1: Have you listened to Groove Obama?
Guy#2: Did you mean Groove Armada?
Guy#1: No
Guy#2: Oh... Eh, go wan so la
Guy#1: That's the job

by Yer Wan January 23, 2009