gronk

a man boasting about himself when he cant actually do anything he says

Drugo) I robbed a liquor store today
Dealer) No you tried to steal a chocolate bar from the store and backed out because your to pussy to steal your just a gronk

by 4twentymasta February 1, 2016

Gronk

A term used to describe an absolute waster, an idiot acting like a total mong or simply an individual that's been on the dank substance.

Mate 1: so where did James go last night?
Mate 2: oh he got smashed off 3WKD's and went home the total gronk.

by Urban_$am32 April 3, 2016

gronkish

A person who has lost a lot of weight recently at the gym and is constantly talking about the gym and lifting, who creates instagram pages and posts videos of himself. Then builds a massive ego and does the most stupid things.

That guy over there has been a gronkish lately.

by the big os April 15, 2016

goinkly

A soft and flabby yet curveless body type, much like an apple with tumors.

Man, Veronica is so goinkly

by CamuelElJackson April 22, 2016

Gronk

A complete loser and try-hard who has low self-esteem and minimal confidence in themselves. Will do anything to please someone and has no opinion of their own. Often broke, of low-intelligence and limited prospects for success. The embarrassing moron of the group that everyone pretends they don't actually know

When one approaches your group waving and smiling:

You: Check out this gronk!
Your mate: Ha what a gronk
You: How's this gronk, acting like he knows us?!
Your mate: Keep walkin fukn gronk!

by The_A_Team July 24, 2016

Gronkh

Gronkh is a german usless youtuber who want's to be a special kid. He likes to overrage about kids and girls. His biggest enemy is Pandoria the beauty girl. DOT FOLLOW HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

Person 1: You got nice beard!
Person 2: My Gronkh seems really beautiful!

by [YouTube] badyherz January 6, 2017

Groin Strain

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.

He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!

by Casej.music January 29, 2017