Mikalah Gordon

A 2005 American Idol Contestant who made it to the top 24, hopefully making it to the top. Her unique and "jumpy" personality is what American Idol needs, and her voice far more than adequate for this competition.

Mikalah did a great job singing at her try outs. Depsite the fact that she's hot, did you see how fast she was bouncing?!

by Vagrant February 21, 2005

Gordon Bombay

1. To masturbate while taking a dump.
2. A huge dump.

I need to take a Gordon Bombay. After that chick gave me a blumpkin I don't jack off no more I just take Gordon Bombays.

by Adam Finzel August 4, 2007

Flash Gordon

v. To run from a fugly woman.

When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.

by GotSlimed August 8, 2010

gordon

is a male who without hesitation thorws himself onto a mates girlfriend, or taken women/girls, and boyfriends seem not to care that much as he is a gordon!

"hey loook at that guy he is full sitting on caitlin, boy will alex be pissed"
"hahahah waattalegend,...oi...Oi dude check out that guy hes pulling a gordon!!!"
e.g.2
"hey babe your mate just grabbed my ass"
"hahaha oh dont worry hes just pulling a gordon"

by adskeeoner February 23, 2008

grodge

Common mispronunciation of garage, even when it is spelled "garage".

I have to go into my grodge.
We're having a grodge sale.

by Seshie September 6, 2009

Jeff Gordon

#24 in the Nextel Cup, has won a few championships, but is still a flaming cocky ass faggot, and maybe if he wasn't so busy blowing his teammates he wouldn't have lost his wife and girlfriend that he had.

You'd have to be an ass pirate to like Jeffy Gordon

by Bud 8 March 16, 2005

Gordon

an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.

Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.

by Soulja Boyz October 16, 2008