Crusty Gordon

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

Gordon

“Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙

“I love you, Gordon.”

by Sofa Doodles August 1, 2022

gordon

"gordon" is the word used when referencing a large group or flock of clowns.

We saw a gordon of clowns camped out in the local park.

by brainblur June 3, 2023

aaris gordon

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.

Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.

by @yourface January 30, 2017

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Gordon Freeman

The combine's worst fucking nightmare.

"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman."
"We're fucked."

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023