Golden Vagina

A mindset unique to women, in which a woman is convinced that she is already creme de la creme and that any man should be lucky to have her. Therefore, she often enters any situation with the expectation of being treated like a princess, much to the chagrin of the men who suddenly discover this disability. It can also mean that a girl is convinced men are attracted to her, even when there is no evidence to suggest it.

"So I'm just dancin with this girl, when she suddenly accuses me of tryin' to get in her pants and usin' her for sex. And then she tells all her friends to stay away."
"Sounds like you danced with a girl with a golden vagina."

by alternate7777 July 19, 2009

Stay Golden

stay true; be yourself; never change.

"no matter what happens, I'll stay golden."

From the Outsiders:
"stay golden Ponyboy"

by climbingrainbows January 10, 2010

Golden Quintas

Receiving a blumpkinblow job while taking a dump while you top shelfdumping in the tank of the toiletand she urinates in the bowl.

An Asian hooker and I were about to engage in cheap fellatio when we realized we both had to use the bathroom....so we decided on a golden quintas.

by 2-304 + Team Stoner March 30, 2005

domestic goddess

A female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. She loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. She may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. She doesn't have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.

Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"

by Stryderella March 5, 2010

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009