pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)

Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!

by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022

Goat mout

Goat mout is what you would say a person got if they predict that something bad might happened its an old Jamaican slang

May said to her sister you can take my umbrella with you to work today I think it might rain and I don't want you getting wet and sick because I've heard that there's a very bad flu going around cause by the rain if you get all wet, but she didn't take her sis advice because she saw that it was a beautiful and sunny day but after all is said and done it rained and rained and she got wet and caught a cold

She then said to her sister you certainly got a goat mout if only I had listen to you I wouldn't be sick with the flu right now

by Hardrock54 May 8, 2009

GOAT Teacher

Greatest Of All Time

Greatest Of All Teachers

Refers to the greatest teacher on this planet

Mr. Tinney is the GOAT teacher. I love all of his classes.

by Goatteacher October 26, 2019

Field Goal

Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.

1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!

by Anita Coch December 17, 2012

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009

goach

a term used by many koreans meaning dick or penis. It sounds extremely similar to the korean way for saying dick or penis. Can also be used as a term for a sport team's coach.

"Leo completely flinched from saving that goal. He has no goach."
"My goach is 10 times bigger than yours."
"I miss goach Mike. He helped to be where I am today."

by goachmike April 16, 2013