Crabs Gardner

having a crab tossed in your bed for breaking the Code of Men.

"Crabs Gardner got one tossed in his sack last night for cock-blocking one of his oldest homeboyz. What was up with that?!?"

Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.

by Taplin August 24, 2009

Garden School

The school that is so small that you know everyone in it, and everyone knows everything that goes on with you in the school and gives you crap about it, even if you barely know them. Anything else is irrelevant because it is too small and sucky.

Sleeping with 7th graders. Every teacher knowing who your going out with and giving you shit about it. Gym teachers telling you that the love you... 32 times before they let you do anything. Lazy Bio teacher. Garden School.

Gabon.

by Baller!!! April 2, 2007

Gardiner

Usually has the distinct smell of pot smoke, weed is plentiful and cheep, a gathering place of whores, a holding space for people lacking points in the IQ department, people either dressing as an Emo Child or an American Eagle prep, super center of child obesity which isn't Macdonald's.

Dude this sucks, I live in a Gardiner town.

by im_from_gardiner January 6, 2009

gnar

abbreviated form of 'gnarly', means really fucking kick ass.

also, used by snowboarders to describe good snow

used commonly by trevor of eighteen visions, who refers to himself as "trevgnar".

that movie was gnar

vicky's ass is gnar

by beast138 February 18, 2007

savage garden

Savage Garden are a band who have one of most honest songs there is, it is called affirmation and the lyrics follow...

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold
I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love 'til you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye(Repeat 2)

"Aww dude, savage garden played affirmation at their gig last night, it rocked!!"

by Terri mccrum April 28, 2006

dutch garden

A prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends pubes and glue them to the friends doorknob
Warning: Only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds

"Craig is such an asshole! Last night we got so fucked up and I passed out. In the morning, I was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorknob. He is such a douchebag. I hope he gets AIDS."

by spoRTz man 190234 August 5, 2006

up hill gardner

a homosexual, gay, queer or puff.

"See that fella over there he is an up hill gardner"

by SiRuS-T May 9, 2005