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edward glizzy hands 

When you tape 40 hotdogs to you hands and you cant take the tape off until you finish the hotdogs.
i almost shit myself yesterday playing a game of edward glizzy hands

Family Man’s Glizzy 

When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.
“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”
Family Man’s Glizzy by Onion_Man September 15, 2020

Armored glizzy 

A FAT GLIZZY with a cornmeal batter acting as a high armored bullet proof protective seal. Also Known as a CornDog
“Yo what did you eat for dinner?”

“Oh you know, i had a gourmet armored glizzy”
Armored glizzy by Jaren!!! September 8, 2020

Potassium Glizzy 

Just like a weenie but in banana form.
Damn! did you see that man throat that potassium glizzy?
Potassium Glizzy by Thicccnezz December 3, 2020

double glizzy 

When someone gives a male a hand job or a blow job really well
Oi, you know Lucy yeah? Last night she gave me the double glizzy
double glizzy by BiGGestNonce January 1, 2021

Forbidden Glizzy 

A term used to refer to the male sexual organ when the user wishes to refer to thus alongside the terms used for a glizzy.
Hey Christiy, how did you like gobbling Jack's forbidden glizzy?

Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?
Forbidden Glizzy by RollinWheels February 25, 2021